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sillylittleme: “ annesarabia: “ It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces :] ” I KNOW RIGHT? :D ” I have so much Skill I should be an athlete then ;

Funny...I just did this a couple days ago..

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. And I've got a lot of skill.

Hahaha!! Yup!

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Lol

I Only Do What The Voices In My Wife's Head Tell Her To Tell Me To Do funny jokes lol marriage quotes funny quote funny quotes funny sayings joke humor funny signs love quotes for her love quotes for your wife wife quotes

..oh and in that quote you may not see it but jessica (the girl that fell at a wedding) and ashley (she went to my friends birthday party and fell out of the limo

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug! My friends and I used to say this all the time!

I am iron man!

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

Clumsy...sometimes you fall before you nearly kill yourself on everything in the room @Bailey Francine Buchanan

Some times you fall befre you fly. In my case I had to stumble in the dark fall on my face and get up again. Only to walk into the wall.

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

lmfao. Yup! I cant tell you how awkward it is for ME(the waitress) Im like fuck don't worry about saying anything Ill come back later! While these poor folks are trying to swallow their huge mouthfuls of food. So... if you do this... don't worry your waitress feels just as awkward I promise! lol

Happens All The Time At The Restaurant

Every time the waiter checks on my table - animal jokes, chipmunks, waiter jokes

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

I set alarms on multiple devices in case one fails

Set second alarm just in case. Double check second alarm. Triple check that I didn't turn off alarm during double check. Check first alarm again in case I turned it off setting up second alarm.

23 jouets que tu commandais à Noël dans les années 80/90

23 jouets que tu commandais à Noël dans les années 80/90

Busy Box, Fischer price activity center -- this was in our cribs when we were little.

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