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God grant me a vacation to make bearable what I cannot change. A friend to make it funny and the wisdom to never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny.

Dear..

Word's_The glass of water and the oppurtunist._"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were out busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"

Trying so hard to be the man I want my children to become. Growing up without a dad I never saw that example. I struggled to learn how to be a man, priorities, how to be a husband, how to lead a family, and how to be good dad. But everyday I try to learn and be that example for my boys so they never struggle like I have ...

Truth can be powerful- My boys are blessed to have a great example in their dad, despite the fact that my husband doesn't have a great example in his life. Love the man my husband is to his children!

So true

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

If only I can remember this at the appropriate time!

how do you start business, how start business, to start a small business - Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business .lmfao I would love to have a sign so all my neighbors can see it.

An average four-year old child asks 437 questions a day. http://pinterest.com/pin/259238522270128410/

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did know that. As does every other parent of a 4 year old. And a five year old. And a six year old.

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

heehee...   I whine because you are my Sister,  I cry because there is nothing you can do about it!

I wish I had one of these! My parents denied me of having a sister LOL, and my brother denied me of having a SIL sister either. Thank you to my husbys sisters.I can say I do have husbys sisters.

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

this is what I tell those kids ALL THE TIME. They know it so well all I have to say is the 1st part and they can repeat the second.

One of my teacher friends has taught her students a wonderful life lesson with this little phrase. Her kids know not to fuss over insignificant things in the classroom.

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