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    coked-out butterflies, motherfukaaaaas!

    • Robin M

      I would wet myself laughing if I ever heard this from a pilot - but it would be the best flight ever! The Oatmeal

    • Shireen Bedi

      THIS is pretty awesome to hear on a plane! I honestly cracked up when I read this. I would LOVE it if a pilot actually said this!

    • Ash

      the second most awesome thing i've ever heard on an airplane....................

    • rebecca

      The 2nd most awesome thing ever heard on an airplane according to The Oatmeal

    • Steffini Williams

      buahh haha i would be concerned with my safety if my pilot said this lol!!!

    • Cristina Field

      The second most awesome thing I've ever heard on an airplane - The Oatmeal

    • Erin Ford

      I WISH a pilot would actually say this on a flight. It would make my day!

    • Jamie Lee

      Funny stuff... check it out!

    • Amber C

      airline humor

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    The saddest thing I've ever heard on an airplane - The Oatmeal

    I, myself, have been abnormally excited about getting a whole can.

    stuff we put up with getting on and off an airplane... so true!

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    For safe air flight

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    Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.


    Cannot. Stop. Laughing! :D

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