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Funny Flirting Ecard: I live with the satisfaction that despite my small tits, my ass is spank-worthy.

i need to remember this for that extra special moment, that i am sure will occur at some point in my life, when i will need a great snarky remark.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh, that task isn't in your job description? Well, dealing with your bullshit isn't in mine.

This pin is a lie. I hardly ever take the high road and almost always want to run someone's ass over.