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made me laugh!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Map Quest really needs to start their directions on I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat.

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: It's pretty satisfying when the stupid bitches from highschool turn out to be crazy cat ladies.

Funny Friendship Ecard: The Bullshit Flag has been raised, and boy is it flapping in the breeze.

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.


I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

that's about right!

This is the truth.and me and mom are the oy ones in the house who have to do laundry so wen i do it i get suoer excited seeing no dirty clothes until i see my dad walk in the door then the moment ends!

Anyone up for the challenge? Lol ; ))

Okay, maybe a personal trainer, too, to slap me off my ass to work on my ass!

Husbands.. Always gotta ask

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.