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I don't "agree" just to appease an argument. I need complete truth and balance, even if I am the one who is wrong. "I'd agree, but then we'd both be wrong.

artsy-fartsy mama: Pinteresting Features n' Shtuff #15

Pinteresting Features n' Shtuff #15

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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Great advice:) Even when all else doesn't fail, take a nap! I love naps!

I think everyone with a man in their life can relate to this!

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

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shes crazy and just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage - Google Search

She's Crazy. And Just When You Think You've Reached The Bottom Of Her Craziness, There's A Crazy Underground Garage! This is the truth! Some people have no idea!

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

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I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. On an emotional and personal level. I'm working on delivery, but it hurts on so many levels to be quiet.

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

Best Funny Quotes : Top 35 Funniest Quotes and Funny Photos | Quotes and Humor

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

When I'm Mad...

I’M a lady But when I’m mad i’m an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from Hell that’ll make you wish you were never Born. when I’m happy i Bake muffins and shit.

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

lulz...though I will say...I kinda wish the apostrophe had made an appearance or two in this quote...

"You see, our company's motto is "Maybe it's natural, Maybe it's Maybelline!" "Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's PHOTOSHOP!

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