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Lol this reminds me of a few ppl

Seriously we get it. You are conceited! Stop posting so many pictures!

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm changing my name to 'Nobody' on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say 'Nobody likes this'.

So bitchy, so funny! "Im changing my name to 'Nobody' on fb so when i see stupid crap ppl post.

Or any selfie in a mirror with your cell phone also pictured.

Funny Reminders Ecard: You may not want to see a bunch of pics of my kids on FB but, I'm not fond of all the pics you take of yourself in a mirror of a dirty bathroom either.

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

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haha oops lmbo i was so guilty.lol til he deleted fb.i seriously think maybe he blocked me;D bahahahahaha Thank God no one punched me in the face.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

I'm fine with my pale skin. Pale skin used to be treasured now its better to look like an orange.

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

I can't stand when people give me crap for not being "curvy".last time I checked, I definitely had curves- boobs and hips.I'm just missing fat rolls, apparently!

all day everyday...

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

My life is just pretty friggin' hilarious all the time. I swear that some day I will make a sitcom, write a book, or a something else, cause the shit's funny!

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dear god, I'm not asking much but can you make Magic Mike in Amen.

For the love of God - it's SAW. I SAW your new car.   It's not SEEN.  I SEEN your new car makes you sound illiterate.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: For the love of God - it's SAW. I SAW your new car. I SEEN your new car makes you sound illiterate.

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.

Yes! Drives me crazy! I say this all of the freakin' time. What the hell? 2 kids live alone and Grandma lives down the street.

That awkward moment when someone 'likes' one of your old photos and you know they're digging through everything on your page.

Funny Breakup Ecard: That awkward moment when someone 'likes' one of your old photos and you know they're digging through everything on your page.