You're not taking anything for your face?

No, think you're retarded. #lol #comic #cyanideandhappiness

Free high fives. Do you have any down lows? Sorry, I'm all out. Dang. You were too slow.

Calvin <3

This reminds me of my mom. In a good way. And a LOL way.

The longer I look at him, the happier I get

Right!?

So now I'm not

I know this all too well.

Scale of 1-10!

not today

IM DYING

true dat

Snailed it.

Ahahahah! so true

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Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China.

Well this is annoying.