for reals... lol

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Santa, for 2013 all I want is a fat bank account, and a skinny body. Lets try not to mix up the two like you did last year, ok.

HATE!!!!!

It's funny how we feel safe under a blanket. It's not like a murderer will come in and say 'I'm gonna kill - ahh damn! She's under a blanket!'

So true.

So true

Yes! I hate that haha

annoying

Ha ha!

Hehehe

..said no woman, ever.

HILARIOUS ... but true.

Ha! So true!

True

Haha

Seriously.

always

easing the transition

BAHAHA