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"Do you get my drift??"

I'm sarcastic & have a smartass attitude. It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, & stupidity.

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Sarcasm cool

Sarcasm This is SO ME! This happens to me all of the time, everyone smiles and says oh you are so funny, and I am like no, I am not laughing, telling you the truth really. They laugh and walk away- idiots!

Exactly... Punishing children for selfish reasons.. Disgusting!

Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone who puts that child above their own selfish needs and wants. People shouldn't pretend they are the best parent when someone else is raising their child

Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, fuck what others think & do your own thing.

Yep this is my motto . expect the best, be prepared for the worst, fuck what others think & do your own thing!

Control freak

Some people jokingly say I have OCD. Others call me a control freak. Do you wonder if you might be a control freak too? Here are some signs.

@Jocelyn Wesolowski, not sure why this reminds me of you.... LOL.. it comes from love though.

Tact: for people who don't understand sarcasm or take themselves too seriously Sarcasm: for people who can read between the lines or don't know how to be serious Face Punch: for people who don't know when to stop being sarcastic

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The person you care for the most, is the person you’ll let hurt you the most.

Scientist. Have they considered this even once?

…well, to be fair, I guess it’s more like “If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a question.” Look, sarcasm is my default.

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