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Lol that is the only time you find me outside! dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page

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funny quote wine is to women as duct tape is to men it fixes everything. except I'll use duct tape too

was just talking to someone about how nothing can really stay a secret. shit gets out.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

Reminds me of my Grampa....who had STICK STRAIGHT hair! But he always jokingly said, "don't you just loooove my naturally curly hair?!"

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.

That's right....wine!!

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

This is too funny and a true story! LOL

25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.double entendre for "The Doctor" ;

always

Financial Peace

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE! And the same for sitting in a theater during a scary movie!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

When my husband asks where all the new gym clothes came from lol!

my reaction when my husband asks where this new cat came from - Baby Good Luck Charlie

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