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Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Do it all the time when reading Facebook posts.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

So true. Thank god I go to a nice spa with an awesome nail tech now though!

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

When I fight with my boyfriend :P

Funny pictures about So you wanna argue? Oh, and cool pics about So you wanna argue? Also, So you wanna argue?

True statement.

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

Sometimes I see someone's pins & I think we could TOTALLY be friends.

Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

hahaha ill keep that in mind hahaha jk

A girl has to mean a LOT to a guy for him to pause his video game so he can text her back. Guys are addicted to their video games, myself included.

I only have three choice wisely.

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

be strong

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

truth!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

#funny #quote #smile @Taylor Evans

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

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