This is why women live longer than men!
Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.
This couldn't be more true!! Lol And Florida. That is PERFECT!! Haha
am I the only one who has a fear of tripping on the escalator while trying to get off? I do all the time!
I don't want to be an adult anymore...
These are all true.
Anyone else wanna run their hands through his hair? Maria Bugajski If I can't have an Orlando-on-a-stick, can I has a Thor?!
I'm... This is so me... I can't even articulate how much I relate to this. If I didn't have this problem I could take over the world.
Ahhh yea. This is totally me. The female version of Matt Damon and everything. ;)
You think you're smart until you try to turn on someone else's shower.
this is funny true and sad! how did she become an actress without being able to express anything but a perm look of disgust??
No, I'm serious. Hence, the reason my profile picture never changes. There is only one "good" one in existence.