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chick fil a. So me! I love a good chicken sandwich

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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

Because you can't afford health insurance, I just want to say.....

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

LOL, I love ecards

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

@Michelle Shue, remember that ninth grade english teacher who never taught me this? :p

Yup, I've never been a huge fan of Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet was OK, but for me, A Midsummer Night's Dream was UNBEARABLE. My favourite Shakespeare is Merchant of Venice.

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I had to be put in a separate hallway in kindergarten for naps because I distracted myself and others from nap time.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Girl you look good. won't you back That ASS up

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up

You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

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Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.

So true, so true.This random stranger will thank me for the validation.

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

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Exactly! Its amazing how self absorbed some people can be. Kids, fine. Adults, come on...

Funny Reminders Ecard: You may not want to see a bunch of pics of my kids on FB but, I'm not fond of all the pics you take of yourself in a mirror of a dirty bathroom either.