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Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music?

Am I getting older, or is the supermarket playing great music? Sad but true.

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Ive been hiding from exercise. Im in the Fitness Protection Program.

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

Funny Halloween Ecard: Last night, I woke up to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

yeah, sometimes I have to bite my cheek so I won't actually tell them what I think.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

shit never works

Lies!

Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

I lost my mind..

I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay!

 PMS  & GPS

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

I need one !

I haven't put any of our half/marathon ones on the car, but I think I would put this one just for giggles.

I laugh so hard at this one. It's my favorite Journey song, and I love Peanuts. Two of the best things in life together.

Oh yes!

The only thing I miss about my childhood is not having to shave my legs. And forts. I miss forts!

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Dance

I hated that song "Safety Dance" but if I listen to it, I always make sure I have a case of Dos Equis.

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