Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Apparently, your being an asshole is what got you bitch-slapped. Go figure.

Apparently, your being an asshole is what got you bitch-slapped. Go figure.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

Go Bug Dad - My Kids are Mom Naggers - Digital Mom Blog

Go Bug Dad - My Kids are Mom Naggers

Go Bug Dad - My Kids are Mom Naggers - Digital Mom Blog

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