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Kevin the tuna sandwich. Less funny because I can't keep ANYTHING in the work fridge.but I digress.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too.

Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too. Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too. Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too.

not a single clue

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I don't have time for your shit, Ke$ha! AH HAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit I'm lost.

If you've ever tried to navigate Medicare . . . And the private companies are worse than the damn government. Customer satisfaction, my rear.

This is really funny to me because I work at a Call Center. If we ever let calls hold for 40 minutes we would be out of work.

Pity train ... So funny!

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.