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Funny Confession Ecard: Chances are that if you think I'm awkward, I think you're hot.

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future".

eCard--It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future". So true

Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

shhhhhhh Luke Bryan....i love you, but now is not the time...  This is too accurate for words lol

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Funny Friendship Ecard: According to MASH I should be living with N'Sync, in a shack, in France, with 23 kids.

This is especially funny to me, because the last time I remember playing MASH with my teenage friends I was supposed to marry my NOW husband. lol I don't remember the specifics of it, but we weren't even dating at the time. It's funny how life works.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I just find British accents very unattractive.' Said nobody. Ever.

As well as Australian accents, and Irish accents, and Scottish accents.

Glad I'm not the only one! I really don't mean to forget it right away :/

remembering names - I hate to admit that this is me, but I rarely forget a face or where we met.

i mean, i always knew i had good taste, but its nice to see that others agree ;) so hurry up and repin ;)

i mean, i always knew i had good taste, but its nice to see that others agree ;) so hurry up and repin ;)

If u come whitewater rafting with us @Mariah jk luv yah :P

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often. you can swim better after all.

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Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is. My friends and are are usually in sync with our weirdness

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

Story of my life

Sanity turns to Vanity.

Funny pictures about My version of flirting. Oh, and cool pics about My version of flirting. Also, My version of flirting photos.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

To the dbags that think it is fun to destroy other people's property by doing donuts on our landscaped lawn.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will never come. The real epidemic is the douchebag apocalypse that is already upon us.

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