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This is perfect. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble. Like I need help.

I get bored often...

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

I'm always disappointed when liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.

True!

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

Bahaha gonna be true for my future husband that's for sure :)

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. thiebauld

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

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Marriage is: finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. or that will put up with me annoying them for the rest of their life.

From Shut Up I'm Still Talking FB post

Life Before Computers Funny Image from evilmilk. Life Before Computers was added to the pictures archive on

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