Wishful hoping

so true!

AMEN!

funny quotes

Effing spiders

True Story

oh yeah! i am talented at being pointless!:)

There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. ~French proverb. No hay ninguna almohada tan suave como una conciencia limpia

Wow...

true that!

funny

Also try "do a barrel roll"...and I thought they were bull shitting.

so true

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. Hahahahhahaaa!!! So true!

It's usually at an all-time low when I'm around my sister and close friends

So true

This is absolute perfection...

Haha! Yep, I like this one! :)