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This is especially true if you have big boobs.

I'm getting old. I got out of bed and had chest pains. I looked down and realised I was standing on my nipples.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

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And if I don't say them right then, I won't remember them...

Totally me! that's exactly it! I Don't Mean To Interrupt - Cool Funny Tees - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

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Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.