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Harley Quinn & Co. op Instagram: "Current situation: Hello wine ❥
mhhhm Hello wine ❥
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard haha
96 Pics, Accomplishment Anything, Random Pictures, Retro Humor, Funny Pictures, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Shut Up, Pictures Day
Retro humor :D ecards
You can honestly accomplish anything you put your mind to.. Like shut up, you can do that!
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics
Absolutely shut up. Retro humor
Kiss, Funny Animal Pics, Funny Pictures, Pet, Puppys, Funny Stuff, Funny Dogs Pictures, Dogs Funny, Wet Nose
How do pet dogs use their nose to make decisions and choices in their every day lives?
Funny Puppies | ... funny dogs and tagged dog pictures funny dog funny dogs pics of funny
==> http://helpful-tips.tk/Dog <== Funny Dogs - Funny Dog Picture 63 (FunnyPica.com) #funnydogiphoneconversations #funnydogwarningsigns #funnydogfaces #funnydogtees
Now I want puppy kisses...
Funny Pictures Of The Day � 55 Pics
Attack Of The Funny Dogs – love kissing the wet nose
41 funny animal pics.... Hilarious
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Truth | The Walking Dead - been watching from the beginning again getting ready for s5
Inspiration, Be Nice, Life, Quotes, Destroyer, So True, My Dads, Good Advice, Father
If the insist on being bad people... what is there left to do? Do you just keep being nice to them? or Do you break and become like them? My dad did teach me these words... But i havent destroyed anyone...... yet
Hp Lyrikz - Inspiring Quotes
My father taught me nothing but this is good advice be nice be nice be nice then destroy them:)
~ my father never said this too me, nor did anyone else, but it's something I've always told myself and used in my own life. The best part is that when people are used to you being nice, you really don't have to be very mean for them to get it that you're pissed....
I believe that "destroy them" is direct quote from my dad too... lol
I learned this myself, not from my dad, but it's so true
Adulthood, Ain T, Aspergers, Amenities, My Life, Functional Adult, Be An Adult, Ecards, Sour
Ha! You know it's true... #autism #aspergers
The last pinner said: "I think this is my life's motto." - I think this is a sign that there's something wrong with how we currently define 'functioning adult'.
:/ Adulthood | ecards
Being an adult is one thing. A functioning adult is a complete other!
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Pretending to be a functioning adult is so exhausting.
Pretending to be a functioning adult is so exhausting. Oh AMEN!!!
The walking dead
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#zombies #zombie #thewalkingdead #unwoundfx
The walking dead <3
Cant wait till febuary
YES!!!!!! But we have to wait till February): #thewalkingdead #TWD #AMC
I love T-Rex :)
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Wishful thinking. Poor t rex :(
Funny Memes - [well fuck.]
Unknown artist to me, #poortrex
Why are T Rex arms so funny?
why do i find this so sad, yet so funny....
Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!" out loud instead of just my head. #ecards
Laughing, Quotes, Teacher Funny, Funny Pictures, Work Suck, Funny Stuff, So True, Rotten Ecards, True Stories
Sorry about the language on this one....but this made me laugh. So true
Pin by Sara Sparks on Quotes
HA :) #teacher #funny #education
--@Laurencaretti Free Funny ecards & Greeting Cards - Create and send your own funny Rotten ecards
Applying, Amenities, Some People, My Life, Nosy People, Accur, Ahem, So True, Life Humor
This definately applies to some people I know!
story of my life #humor #ecards
so true with some people
Quote : Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
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"I've got a question for you Gabriel this once" I smiled looking up to his eyes, tasting the blood in my mouth as I hung. "Go ahead" he folded his arms, grinning. "Can you see the 'fuck you' in my smile?" His grin faltered with shock, "If the answer is no, look harder." I finished with a laugh. "Cute" he swung.
There is some things in LIFE that Is UNFORGIVABLE~cheating on your pregnant wife , choosing a slut over your own child, and constantly lying to justify your actions.
(EDIT)"Why is she so excited?" Levi asked looking over to Dani who was bouncing up and down on her toes smiling like a mad woman. "Her sister Natalie is visiting." I answered crossing my arms and grimacing at the thought of Dani's older sister. "You don't look to happy about that," he observed. "That's because I'm not. Every time Natalie visits she ends up hurting Dani, but Dani is to nice to hold a grudge." "What does Natalie do?" he asked curious. "What does she do? Well let's see, last time she visited Dani and Colton were going out. Natalie decided to have a party and half way through Dani went home. Natalie got Colton drunk then proceeded to hook up with him. Dani was crushed and Natalie didn't even care. That's why Dani and Colton broke up." "Really, that's-" he didn't get the chance to finish his sentence because Dani came over. "I wonder where she is she was supposed to be here by the time school ended." "She's probably at the bar, getting wasted or screwing around with someone." I mumbled. "What?" She asked. "I said I'll just drive you." "Oh, no you guys can go. She'll be here soon." "I'll just wait until she gets here." I said not wanting to leave her stranded. "No, really go you don't have to wait." "Fine, but call me if you need me okay?" I said consenting. "Can I stay? I wanna meet your sister." Levi asked and I realized he was trying to stay incase she didn't show. "Sure," "Okay, bye guys." I said walking out the door and to my car. I stopped by the gas station for a soda. When I left I looked across the street to the bar and stopped dead in my tracks. Natalie was inside hanging all over this middle aged man. I put my soda on the roof of my car and walked over to the bar. I stormed inside and over to Natalie. "Natalie, what the fuck are you doing here? You're supposed to pick up Dani from school." "Oh, hey Jordyn. How ya been?" she asked clearly drunk. "Listen bitch. I'm not in the mood in case you can't see the 'fuck you' in my smile," I said pointing to my face and giving her a venomous smile. "So you better sober the fuck up and come up with a good excuse as to why you left your sister stranded at school." "You seem very upset, maybe you should have a drink." she said putting her bottle up to my mouth. I grabbed it and threw it to the wall and it exploded. "Hey!" The bartender shouted and I looked at him, eyes blazing. "Shut the fuck up!" "That wasn't very nice Jordyn."Natalie said slurring her words. "Listen Natalie, I don't like you, never have, but for some reason Dani has forgiven you over and over again. But I am this close, to beating your ass." I said the last part sticking my thumb and pointer finger in her face hardly a centimeter apart from one another. "You understand?" She stood up and stumbled a little bit. "You don't intimidate me, and if you think for one instant that you can take me in a fight you're wrong." I was boiling mad, I glared at her as every bottle in that bar exploded. I lifted up my hands and kept the water away from me, my eyes not leaving hers for a second. "One of these days, Dani will have had enough of your shit and I won't have to put up with you anymore." I stormed out of the bar, the glass of broken bottles crunching beneath my boots. I got into my car and sped away.
Can you? :D lol funny stuff!
Not very nice, but so very true. . . Can you see the "fuck you" in my smile?
Quote, My Life, Funny, So True, Married Life, Bad Relationships, Ecards, True Stories, E Cards
your e cards
Funny Cry for Help Ecard
Kinda funny but so true.
Story of my married life!!!!
@Rachel Szymanski. Perfect quote for the people we work with
That's not funny, that's my life.
Go big, or go home
Women Humor, New Life, Have Fun, Life Mottos, Funny Stuff, So True, Too Funny, Lula Maysmith, Go Big Or Go Home Humor
Women's Humor: Have fun with it, Ladies!
Haha too funny
New life motto
Lula Maysmith by Bain News Service, publisher
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#senpai #kawaii #training #anime #workoutshirt
If it's the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail. T shirt
I Pretend My Workout Is The Gender Binary So I Can Crush It #queer #fitness #workout #pride #genderbinary #nonbinary #queerpride #equality #workoutshirt #genderqueer
Training to Join the Fairy Tail... | T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Sweatshirts and Hoodies | HUMAN
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Would be cute for doggy birthday photos
= sprinkle nose =
After eating birthday cake
Work, Laughing, Life, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Today, Summer, Murders, Things
I deserve this medal…EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Didn't murder anyone today.
perfection. i work at a bakery and when people start to hate on themselves for buying a cupcake as a treat i ask them "well did you murder anyone today? no? well, then you deserve it!"
this made me laugh - partially because it's true!
YAY ME! (Didn't murder anyone today)
This should really be a thing. Yaaayyy
Can this be reality???
Thoughts, Life, Beds, If Only, Dreams, Quote, Mondays Mornings, I Wish, Iwish
Monday morning dream.
First thought I wish for every Monday morning..
if only life was so simple.
A real monday quote :) this is how I feel today!! After starting my day at 5:30am, dropping Isaac off, doing all the Father's Day stuff, going to work, then to a friends cookout, picking up Isaac, going back to work, getting home to a list I need to finish b4 bed, and then back up this am at 5:00am.... Yeah I wish today was cancelled....(( but today is j-day with my Lil man:))..))
. #quote #wisewords #empower #bed #iwish
Someday this banner will save lifes. I wish it were true.
Like A Boss, Amenities, Absolutely, My Life, Ecards, Stupid People, Absofuckinlut, Totally Me, Admit
Absolutely!!! Ha ha ha Li
I'll be the first to admit it.
Ok only when dealing with stupid people .... Alright most of the time
Like a boss
App, Breakup Ecards, Ahahahahaha, Funny Humor, Awesome, Some People, True Stories, Throat Punch, Haha So True
ha - I know some people an app like this would be great for
Throat punch app. That would be awesome!
Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #humor pics awesome #quotes! :)
Haha so true! Throat punch! You KNOW why! Lol
true story brah..
I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice. | Breakup Ecard
..this is true...
Wine Bars, Danger, Amenities, My Life, Ecards, Chuckl, E Cards, Be Awesome, Broke
This would be awesome!!
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect...and dangerous
it's sick how my almost every e card is my life
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. And extra broke
Amen to that! I would prefer a wine bar :)
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
All too often.
Multiplication People, Hair Stylists, Stuff, Quotes, Some People, Husband Sometimes, Kermit, Humor, So Funny
OMG yes. Some people have serious staring problems.
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Yup. Sometimes it's multiple people.
Yep!!! LMAO!!! :-) This kinda stuff crosses my mind daily!
Why is this so funny.
This is my sense of humor. Both the girls totally get it and in many ways share it
Worst 5-10 minutes of my life. Bombarding me with questions about her ugly ass horse hair. I'm a hair stylist, i don't make a living giving professional advice for free. Plus, to correct well water hair will cost ya. #BLESSIT
Totally lol'd didn't expect that from the Kermit pic!