and as a stress reliever: take the eggs you dyed grab your friend and a golfcart and drive super fast through their hay feild and see if you can hit the trees. I didn't do this, what are you talking about?
You've been egged. Start a new Easter tradition - You've Been Egged! Fill a dozen plastic eggs with little treats and leave them on the doorstep of friends and neighbors, along with the printable poem.