I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

Woo-hoo, it's Friday...

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I hate when I have to drive someone around. They always steal my purse's seat.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I hate when I have to drive someone around. They always steal my purse's seat.

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