" Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! " Film, Fightclub, Dust Brother, Motion Pictures, Book Worth, Chuck Palahniuk, Pictures Score, Favorite Movies, Fight Club
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bill cosby quote funny funny stuff
Bill Cosby is so FUNNY. If you have never seen "Himself", and you have kids, watch it.
Bill Cosby Quote: My Children Love My Mother And I Tell My Children That Is Not The Same Woman I Grew Up With…
hahahaha no kids yet but i feeel this coming!!! Bill Cosby quote from Bill Cosby:Himself. Absolutely hilarious, a must watch!
So true! We watched Bill Cosby all the time when we were kids
How to escape zip ties.
Defense Safety, Every Girls, Girls Generation, Ducks Tape, Safety Ideas, Safety Survival, Escape Zip Ties, Camping Survival, Located Survival
All women should know this just in case. How to Escape Zip Ties- Really easy and good to know in survival situations
How to escape zip ties. (apparently works with duck tape too) Every girl should know this information..
Extraordinary | Quotes | Life | Words to Live By | Inspirational | Motivational #nakedword
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"No ordinary people" #quote #inspiration
An inspiring thought on people we meet in our lives. :)
So true! I learned this years ago while working in a nursing home. In free moments I would ask a resident about their life in the "olden days" and learned so much about the amazing people they were!
This. Is. Truth. Important to remember especially at work, though I am reminded so often, it would be very hard for me to forget. So grateful for all of the amazing people in my life :)
Oscar De La Renta ..are they creepy men? Military men? Godly men?
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Oscar de la Renta | The Milly and Grace Girls. Self confidence
Words of wisdom from Mr. de la Renta. "Walk like you have three men walking behind you." ALWAYS!!!!!
"Walk like you have three men walking behind you." Oscar De La Renta Quote sexy fashion quote designer woman walk oscar de la rental
Walk like you have three man walking behind you - Oscar De LaRenta #word #confidence
Walk like you have three men walking behind you. -Oscar de la Renta. A lady should remember this!!!!
hangry! Sarah Schobert
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this is my kids in class on a daily basis!...haha
my life in class.
accurate representation of my life.
That about sums it up. That's my daughter
Hahaha! Totally me!
I want to #listen to you but I'm thinking about #snacks. #BrainFog #CognitiveDysfunction #Aphasia #Forgetful #FibroFog #LupusFog #ChemoFog #Prednisone #Steroids #SatansTictacs #Meds #Medication #Prescription #Treatment #SideEffects #Appetite #WeightGain #Moonface #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness
Johnny Cash by Leigh Wiener
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the man in black #johnnycash
Johnny Cash - LOVE all his stuff
Johnny Cash- inspiration
The man in black, Mr. Johnny Cash!
ok, so I've never met him...but Rodney did! Rod was 21 at Icehouse in Mac and a group of people came in and an old man laid quarters on pool table. Rod beat him and shook his hand. Rod asked if he was from here and Mr. Cash replied, "Son, I'm Johnny Cash." Rod was floored. Drank beers with him, too.
Great photo of Johnny Cash in which his hand holding a cigarette plays an important role.
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when you throw dirt, you lose ground. true words
Well said ~ When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
14 Cute Motivational Quotes -- Fantastic Friday | the perfect line
"Some people really need to remember this. The assumptions and bad mouthing are not only entirely wrong but also make you look incredibly immature. After everything some people go through, it's amazing to see how some things will truly never change. Let your past make you better not bitter, stop throwing dirt. :)" <--well said!
When you throw dirt, you lose ground. Texan Proverb wise words
Throw dirt and you lose ground inspirational #quote and reminder
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Zooey Deschanel. Wow, I have never heard a woman speak about being a woman better than this quote. So much truth in this quote!
Zooey Deschanel on being a woman. - wise words
Zooey Deschanel. I admire her for her words of wisdom and power. Wow, I have never heard a woman speak about being a woman better than this quote. - I need to allow myself to do this more.
#ZooeyDeschanel. wow, I have never heard anyone speak about being a woman better than this quote - I need to allow myself to do this more
Zooey Deschanel. Wow, I have never heard a woman speak about being a woman better than this quote. Remember this.
Laughing, 2 Broke Girls, Girls Quotes, Funny Stuff, Truths, Humor, Smart Girls, Ken Dolls, True Stories
2 Broke Girls. I call them "Ken doll" because all my Ken dolls growing up had them. ;)
i don't know why, but this made me laugh! #truth
true story 2 broke girls
Humor is the best soul food :-).
Ain't that the truth!! 2 Broke Girls quote: "I don't know what those things are but they make smart girls stupid." hahaha
Ideas, Anatomy, Bones, The Body, Art, Skeletons, Things, Education, Science
Interesting and educational. "THE BODY – Cool way to learn bones of human anatomy."
THE BODY – Cool way to learn bones of human anatomy. | super cool idea
Bone Anatomy memorization technique. How else can we use visualization to remember important things?
Labeled skeleton... this is neat, good way to remember the bones. | science | anatomy | biology
Anatomy: Educational skeleton art
GIRLS! Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: A good thing to read and be aware! This brought up some points that I had never heard before and some things that I even do that I need to stop!
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Personal Safety Tips "Through A Rapist's Eyes"
EVERY GIRL SHOULD READ THIS. THROUGH A RAPISTS EYES WHAT they look for in potential victims, most common places to be abducted, exactly how to fight back, plus other LIFE SAVING tips I hadn't heard before. Most important pin you will EVER read
EVERY GIRL MUST READ!! Good Information. Please read this. ”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life.) It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG… FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. —————————————————————————————- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target. 2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. —————————————————————————————- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL: I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE. 5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you! u are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry. If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand. LET EVERY GIRL KNOW. Your one reblog can help to spread this information. Usually we don’t do this, but we care a LOT for our followers and don’t want to see them hurt in any way. Normally I don’t reblog this, but this is important.
BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER!
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And people say I'M the crazy cat person??
This wonderfully costumed man posing with his Simba. HAHAHA I simba my cat all the time. 49 hilarious pictures of people posing with their pets
BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER! The Circle of Life...
Swami Ninjama offered up the savage beast as a sacrifice to the Gods of Flammable Solids and Polysorbate Derivatives, but the Gods preferred a tuxedo cat to a tabby, and so it was back to the drawing board for the Swami.
BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER! Going Lion King!
Real Men Head Boop Kittens
Cat, Head Boop, Headboop, Men Head, Funny, A Real Men, Kittens, Realmen, Kitty
Real Men Head Boop Kittens #RealMen
funny cat pictures - Real men head boop with kittens. Ian and Mr sleep with their heads together. True kitty love.
Real men head boop with kittens :) - and cats. And I'm lucky enough to live with a real man
Real men headboop with kittens #cute #cats #funny
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ralphwaldoemerson, Life, Inspiration, Emerson Quotes, The Ocean, Mermaids, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Wise Words, The Sea
they haven't explored 95% of the ocean and they're trying to tell me that mermaids don't exist?
God's Handwriting #RalphWaldoEmerson #quotes #inspiration #beauty
mermaid | "Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fairy tale ethereal light - mermaid and the sea
I was a mermaid in a past life, I know it <3
wise words for sure #Emerson #quotes
Hula Polish's Maui Mermaid Nail Polish Inspiration | Beach Babes & Hawaii Wahines
Tattoo Ideas, Wuthering Height, Soul Mates, Sweet Quotes, Emily Bronte, Tattoo Quotes, Quotes About Comparison, A Tattoo, Wedding Quotes
Soul Mates - Emily Bronte - Wuthering Heights.
Wuthering Heights. Perhaps a tattoo idea.
Wuthering Heights.... tattoo quote idea
Wuthering Heights. Our wedding quote
Wuthering Heights. Sweet quote <3
Words Of Wisdom, Remember This, Kurtvonnegut, Peace Places, Be Soft, Beautiful Places, Life Mottos, Quotabl Quotes, Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
Be soft - Kurt Vonnegut Words of wisdom
Be soft - Kurt Vonnegut. This sounds like my life motto!
Be soft - Kurt Vonnegut - I'll need to try to remember this tomorrow... I want my beautiful place back.
love this #kurtvonnegut
a peaceful place
"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place." -Kurt Vonnegut quote
#Quotable Quotes #Love
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Haters gonna hate, like a sir
Naysaying like a boss.
Haters gonna hate, and naysayers gonna naysay
Sophisticated way to say "haters gonna hate" lol I don't know why it's so funny.
haters gonna hate ;) british style
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Funny Pug Pictures with Captions | sign up for the new uberhumor newsletter popular now
Fun Claw - Funny Cats, Funny Dogs, Funny Animals: Funny Dog Pictures - 22 Pics
Funny Dog Memes
this is perfect
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it says praying for your husband but read these verses for yourself too. I would challenge Christian women to begin praying these for the man you are dating in order to prepare yourself to be the wife God desires you to be! :-)
Great verses to pray for my husband! Love praying scripture!
Wow, I may not be married yet or know who my husband will be, but I actually would love to do this for my future husband... even though we don't know each other yet?
For the future
just look at it.
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -Aristotle | Can you think about the truth or do you live life with false innocence? | #paradigmshift #wakeup
one of my all time favorite quotes.. It taught me that I can look at things from someone elses point of view but i can still disagree with it
one of my favorite quotes. It's important to be able to talk with and learn from people who don't necessarily believe the same things you do. The opposite of closed-mindedness.
One of my favorite quotes by Aristotle: "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." | Inspirational Quotes
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Mélanie Laurent in Inglorious Bastards by Quentin Tarantino
Melanie Laurent as Shosanna Dreyfus in Inglourious Basterds (2009). #Veil
Mélanie Laurent, "Inglourious Basterds", 2009, dir. Quentin Tarantino
Inglorious Basterds (2009): Melanie LAURENT (Shosanna Dreyfus)
He’ll protect us all…
Pew Pew Pew, Halloween Costumes, Dreams Men, Captain Murica, Captain America, Friday Funny, Even, So Funny, Rednecks
Halloween costume for Austin next year!
and i was like pew pew pew
my dream man
Hahaha so funny!
Redneck Captain America
MEME - Captain Murica - www.funny-pictures-blog.com