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Don't blame me

haha "When women wear makeup, they're basically lying to us." I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have GOLD EYELIDS!

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Story of my life, except I can totally be classy and elegant while spilling food on my shirt and tripping over things.

hahahahahh omfg i wish i could put this up at work sense i get the chore of cleaning it

As someone who used to clean commercial buildings with public bathrooms.this needs to be posted in EVERY public bathroom!


My Dr asked if any of our family members suffer from insanity. I told him,"No, we all seem to enjoy it"!

It's the advice you usually hear in this day and age! =o)

One in three stroke patients whose life support is switched off 'would survive'

If ever Im on life support, unplug me! then plug me back in and see what that does.

I'm right 98% of the time.  The other 3% is when I have to solve math problems.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.