17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good. I couldn't pick just one so I'm sending them all!

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hand.

Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly "You can see me?"

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