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I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Isn't it weird how some days you feel skinny and other days you feel like a busted can of uncooked biscuits? I think so. lol so true

Swimsuit season #humor

Bathing suit

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'. I hate the sweat pants voice.

I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

I've felt like this, and then spend the rest of the convo being paranoid in my head about what I say, for fear they'll think I'm just a crazy Pin-addict LOL.  Which of course is true - I just don't want them knowing that, haha!!

Every sentence I start is "You know what I saw today on" and he says "Let me guess, Pintrest, right?" And then rolls his eyes so damn hard.

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

Woo-hoo, it's Friday...

Ah this made me laugh.I love Fridays with my kids.but seriously.we don't get time off.

Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

I'm going to bed' does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. This is exactly what I did yesterday night and plan to do tonight

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