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This is so me...now if I could only get daddy to relax like me! lol

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

For my sister:  funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that.   *Yeah really. :P

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I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Ohhhh so you think I'm cute when I'm angry??? Well get ready because I'm about to be GORGEOUS!!!!!

Ohhhh so you think I'm cute when I'm angry? Well get ready because I'm about to be GORGEOUS! Gotta love the ecards Boom!

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, but then I remember that I pushed a baby out of my vagina, and it occurs to me, I'm a fucking bad bitch.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to Target.

Target = happiness, wish we had Target in the uk, I freakin love that place!