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I think I need to start going commando

Posts about Women who don’t wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch written by Jocette

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TGIF: thank god I'm fabulous! Not at all perfect, but I am fabulous in my own quirky, unique way.

Mtf what

I'd rather have Samuel L. Jackson narrative my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman. my life just requires multiple uses of the word motherfucker.

We all know one of these!

I wish I can sleep in every morning. I have never been a morning person but my life has changed in many ways since having the kids. Just let me sleep!

Ha, a lot of my stories start like this! Just ask my sister or my bestie!

Who did it ?

who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Cryptic status's

Morgan Freeman Meme: Actually, no, my post wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

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