TRUE:DD totally me!!! The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." #whoIam

TRUE:DD totally me!!! The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." #whoIam

*just casually walking into my sister's room* "Hey sis, wh-" *hits hip on edge of bed post* "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" *drops to knees* "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BRUISE EVER!"

*just casually walking into my sister's room* "Hey sis, wh-" *hits hip on edge of bed post* "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" *drops to knees* "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BRUISE EVER!"

yeah there is no way my alarm is set for these times and no way i care enough about doing my hair and makeup to get up that early...but i do have to set multiple alarms to get myself out of bed. none of which actually work.

My morning routine

yeah there is no way my alarm is set for these times and no way i care enough about doing my hair and makeup to get up that early...but i do have to set multiple alarms to get myself out of bed. none of which actually work.

I haven't slept all night. I've just been writing.  I feel like a bipolar person. I have my court date today. I need coffee. Lots of coffee.

I haven't slept all night. I've just been writing. I feel like a bipolar person. I have my court date today. I need coffee. Lots of coffee.

So funny!! I stole these pics for those of u, like me, who don't ever actually click on the links. This was from 20 pinterest fails!

So funny!! I stole these pics for those of u, like me, who don't ever actually click on the links. This was from 20 pinterest fails!

it would be funny if it didn't happen to me all the time.... (and! it should be "realize" not "realized" dang it)

it would be funny if it didn't happen to me all the time.... (and! it should be "realize" not "realized" dang it)

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