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A leaflet enclosed with the Beans stated that they were also a cure for cirrhosis of the liver, blackheads, and all female complaints, and later they were mainly targeted at women, using glamorous pictures that now appear incongruous with the unattractive product name.
Spork...tried so hard to be loved like his brother Spam. Rejected by the masses, he lived his life in the shadows. Waiting. For what, he knew not. He just waited. And then he died. The end.