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My boyfriend's mom curves girls for him. When she sees a girl trying to flirt with him she yells out "HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! GET OUT OF HIS FACE!" I love that woman

I took a bag of almond joys to my room to eat. 5 minutes later mom comes in, snatches the bag from my hands and runs out of the room laughing like a child. I love my mom

"When my daughter asked why a man was staring at me today, I said "well, he doesn't like my tattoos", she turned to him and said "My daddy taught me not to judge, you should learn not to judge too!""