Funny Weekend Ecard: Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.

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Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Ha! From what I understand this is a more common statement then tears of joy.

Ha! From what I understand this is a more common statement then tears of joy.

Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves. Happy Obamaween!

Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves. Happy Obamaween!

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Pardon last nights drunk tests. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

Pardon last nights drunk tests. That tequila is one chatty bitch.

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