Bahaha oh shoot, I'd just say pregame but I like this better!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humor I find in them.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humor I find in them.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous ...who's this fucking whore?

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