It's not that I am smarter than you. It's just that you are dumber than everyone else.
...you're stupid, so who cares what you think
Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
Sometimes, this is true.
If Lassie was a cat…this made me cry and snort with laughter (and my friend and her Mum - there's a video too)
I don't think that I'm better than you. I just think I'm different, in a better way.
I just can't dumb myself down hard enough to understand you. Sorry.
This is me. Omg.
I'm sorry you hate me because I worked hard, went to college and have a better life than you. That must really suck.
I wasn't THAT drunk last night... :D Dude, yeah you were!
Funny Confession Ecard: I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Ohhhh man. I hope today is not one of those days :)