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Amen! I swear if I see "oh he's my best friend" one more f'n time!!! He has to be your best friend cuz u ran off all your real friends!

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat. STORY OF MY LIFE! haha

I think my boyfriend knows that look from me and that statement ALL too well. "no honey, i'm not mad at you... i'm mad at what you've done and said... so yes, indirectly, i'm very mad at you." lol but i love him and wouldn't trade it for the world :)

100% True. My Best Friends try to get my arrested, too. ;-) #Prescott

I laugh at myself all the time. Not merely because of my intelligent wittiness, but also for my consistent stupidity. :)