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Please hang up and text me.

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Oh yeah!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.

ohmygoodness, yes.

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Why is this so true? #lol

Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth!

YESSS!! Once there was a bug in my room and I didn’t get any sleep

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

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So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

And if my husband had a British Accent I'd think he was twice as hot as he already is!

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

True story, I have 3 vm on my phone right now that I refuse to listen to

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!