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True Story: “Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

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Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

Women's love...no need...for chocolate

'If a woman is upset, hold her & tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance & throw chocolate at her. quote & wisdom ~ listen up husband

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

Sounds like something Bill Engvall - Here's your sign would say.

Funny pictures about When people see me at the supermarket. Oh, and cool pics about When people see me at the supermarket. Also, When people see me at the supermarket.

Don't I wish!  Who'd expect gun sounds from a pink bug?  Lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

Insurance Companies MOA and then that department might transfer you and then you might get disconnected so let me give you another number to call if that happens. Prior Authorization Run Around

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

I do like to save money! Teehee

10 Things to Do After You've Purchased Your Wedding Dress

Only a dull woman has a spotless house

Large selection of Funny Tin Signs and Sayings ready to hang for fun wall decor for ideas for home or business. Add to your room a few funny tin signs or classic saying with a retro look.

I laughed.

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm!

men are fuckers. My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol

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