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Congratulations. You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times. I know a few of these people...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Congratulations. You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times.

That ADD moment when talking with a friend, half of your brain listens and the other half wonders if penguins have knees.

Free, Workplace Ecard: That ADD moment when talking with a friend, half of your brain listens and the other half wonders if penguins have knees

Yup, after putting in so many applications I agree

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance. OK so I would never be a stripper but I love it!

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Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I was walking by this guy I hate and he goes "Did you just swear?" And I turn to him and go "How about I break off your legs and shove them up your ass?" He just walked away with a weird face and my friend comes up to me and she's like "What's up with him?"And I say "I have no fuckin' idea!"

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.

awww you have a problem with me?? poor lil baby, doesn't it suck that i could care less? get a life bitch, no one cares!

Funny Reminders Ecard: If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.

Please don't ask for my advice when all you really want is for me to validate that the incredibly stupid decision you are about to make regardless of what I tell you, ok.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Please don't ask for my advice when all you really want is for me to validate that the incredibly stupid decision you are about to make regardless

The only thing I don't like about you is that constant inhaling & exhaling habit you have.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: The only thing I don't like about you is that constant inhaling & exhaling habit you have.

I'm having one of those days that skipping coffee and going straight to booze seems completely acceptable.

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm having one of those days that skipping coffee and going straight to booze seems completely acceptable

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