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Lol so me! Everybody says that i talk too fast so to all of those people who say that. Looks like u just can't think is fast as me lol

Good idea!

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Ok...so I never drink enough to actually have a hangover, but I do like a nice glass of really yummy wine every now and then! (and this was just damn funny)

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

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Yes, I know I can't sing. Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway. Music Makes Me Happy Quote. I Don't Care!

This is for my a certain old ex friend of mine who I would just love to slap real hard in the face a thousand times over.

Dont Keep Calm Slap that bitch, HARD. (I would love to!) Pretty please stop being a little bitch

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:) This is why I use a straw! funny

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

This is dedicated to The Taylor family nieces & nephews & some of the uncles (my hubby being #1)!  They can hours of conversation in just movie quotes...cracks me up...love you guys

Everyday Disney: Day Disney Conversations It's true, I do speak fluently in movie quotes.but there are some times when Disney Conversations just get too funny not to share!

@Juliann Oldbury Johns @Michele Oldbury @Michelle Mitchell

Yes, I do have the best sister in the world…It’s just that she’s crazy and she scares me a little bit. I love my sister!

Me all over

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.

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