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When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

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Ladies 'Drunk on You & High on Summertime' Tank Top

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.

Glad Dan knows how to handle me when I'm white girl wasted.and white girl hungover

Yepp! So totally my room when im on a hunt. Then I give up and go buy a new one anyway lol @Jamie Wise Wise Wise Darhower

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

Please excuse me while I get naked.

Oh, you drive a truck AND listen to country music? Excuse me while I get naked.

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FAT Truth #5

Or kettle corn. Or bacon. Or Miller Lite. Or anything from Chili's. Or vanilla bean cheesecake.

A giant douchetard...I'm shocked

What's really surprising is how I still manage to be surprised when a guy I like turns out to be a giant douchetard. WHY am I surprised?