Life is a (Symphony) on Valentine’s Day! And to my (Big Hunk or SweetTart) I just wanna say…. Please don’t (Snicker) at my silly rhyme, And we’ll celebrate with a (Whopper) of a time! I wouldn’t trade you for…(100 Grand) Because you’re (Good & Plenty) and my best friend. You probably think this gift is funny, But I’ll always be your…(Bit O’ Honey) So, let’s have (Mounds) of fun today, And have a Happy Valentine’s Day!