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Ask Me About My Zombie Plan - Rooster Teeth Store
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so do you keep driving, or look for shelter.
drive on the opposite side of the freeway, it won't be as congested.....at first!
Warning: #Zombies chasing humans will be shot. zombies must be kept on a lead and under strict control.
Are they drooling a thick, gelatinous goo with no apparent concern about getting it on their shirt? Do not offer them a moist towelette. This is probably a #Zombie.
Semi-auto response to ensure double-tap procedures with a quick 3 rounds a second. The extra round is given because you just don't want to fuck it up.
I don't have a zombie apocalypse plan, so I'm stealing this one
I thought it was blood, too.... (I may have already pinned this, but it's funny, so here it is again. just in case.)
Zombie apocalypse Jenny downing lol
Told this to some of my classmates one time and they thought I was crazy until I explained the joke to them...
There are two kinds of people in the world. (I think I'm the second type. The weird one.)
Hahahah let's get on a ball and lift a shit ton of weights... Yeh lets see the results
I feel that I've pinned this before, but who doesn't love Shaun?
Thanks Lindsay for sharing this one, it cracks me up. I am pretty sure people think we Mormons are Zombies!