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If you want a second date, meet me at the bar. I need my beer goggles for that.
Those sneaky little 5 seconds... gets me every time
oh my goodness! my dad says this ALL THE TIME!!
funny crying quotes | Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm NOT crying, I'm having an allergic reaction ...
So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! #someecards
I told him to whisper something sexy in my ear, so he said, "Go Cats." | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Cute kids are great, as long as I can return them to their parents at the end of the day!
haha! like tonight! xo
I had this very thought tonight!!
Better living through chemicals.
I've officially reached Counterproductive O'Clock. Beer me.
Oh my goodness, get out of my mind! I think4PM on Friday is the universal counterproductive o'clock.
She said what? That whore.
I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Jamie JC yes, last weekend.... alcohol blindness lol
there it is
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Shiturday."