If you want a second date, meet me at the bar. I need my beer goggles for that.
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Don't try it...
@Emily Vollbracht we talk about this all the time! Haha
Sure, girl I like! Let me just drop everything to listen to your relationship problems with that douche!
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I've officially reached Counterproductive O'Clock. Beer me. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
#RazSWorld,I LIKED YOUR RECENT POSTING ON FACEBOOK..BUT .... ,http://www.razmtaz.com/i-liked-your-recent-posting-on-facebook-but/,#funny
It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a lounge chair outside of my oceanfront mansion.