Monday: five-dollar pitcher and pizzas at Yaga's, Tuesday: tequila tuesday at Tortuga, Wednesday: big ass beer at Murphys, Thursday: dollar wells at Tsunami, Friday: dollar wells at Yaga's, Saturday: twooo dollar wells at Yaga's, Sunday: bottomless bloody marys and bellinis at Casey's AND Yaga's! ....and THAT'S why i'm no twig.
I want to be skinny like the Victoria's Secret models; but I just like beer too much. STORY OF MY LIFE
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Ummm, yeah. Story of my life.
This is my life slogan....
Story of my life... sadly
COMPLETE story of my life
hahaha story of my life
Story of my life.......
LMAO...story of my life
story of my life. haha
that's funny stuff!
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Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas
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oh, SO true :)
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"You never told me that!" Um, yeah. I did. Twice. This goes for any relationship with a male for that matter lol
"You never told me that!" Um, yeah. I did. Twice. I say this to Casey all the time and he's like, ummm, I did tell you that. Hahahaha!!!
Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.
And, of course, that is one of the rare good things about marriage. WHAT? Me, bitter? Well, aren't you a fucking genius
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Bahahah, true. It doesn't matter how many times I tell my husband something he still acts surprised when I remind him!
"You never told me that!" Um, yeah. I did. Twice. -just told my husband this exact thing last night 😒
"You never told me that!" Um, yeah. I did. Twice.... We're not even married and that's true! He must be the one ;) LOL
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Oh my gosh - so offside, but so funny!
Don't cross her,,, lol. So funny
Oh my gosh…this is so funny!!!
So funny yet so very true!!
Oh, Dear Lord. So funny!
so bad but so funny
Seriously so funny
Haha so funny!
Lol so funny!
We all feel this way at some point...
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This is how I feel when dealing with my clients and their parents at times...
We all feel this way at some point.......I feel this way EVery monday!!
We all feel this way at some point... Today. For fucking real
Truthfully, I think there are days we all feel this way...
Nursing school had made me feel this way many times!!
We all feel this way at some point...or all the time.
Hahaha!! My new motto!!
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Hahaha!!! After yesterday I don't think ill be able to drink wine for a while though! ;)
I guess thats why my daughter drinks wine....lol
Why can't I drink wine AND meditate?
Wine = meditation and relaxation
wine > meditation.
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I submit an amendment to this list: redneck, country, southern, hill billy, and texans
Redneck, Country, Southern, and add Cowboy to that list! They are all so unique.
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Redneck, Country vs. Southern...Truth! Hillbillies as well.
Hillbillies, hicks, rednecks, country, southern, and
Redneck. Country. Southern. All different things.
Southern belle and hillbilly rolled into one ;)
ha ha ha !!!! southern truths.
I think we need a girls night soooon! @Whitney Walker, @Brianna Cox, @Hailey Booth, @Amanda Harness, @Kelly Hansen, @Nicole Sprecher, @Amanda Houser
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Oh how I can't wait for girls night out with my sister-in-laws!!
aka girls night @Kara Levenda and @Brittany Bunjovac hahaha!
Haha, aka Girls Night with certain someones : )
Girl talk. so me and my girls
my favorite pastime :)
Wheres my besties?
Only best friends!
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People always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When, infact, it's not my fault that I'm natually just a God damn blast. Ecard
Free, College Ecard: People always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When%2C infact%2C it's not my fault that I'm natually just a God damn blast.
So true. story of my life.
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made me giggle
haha so true
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
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or bottle.... for my sister aj... wheres it at?
more like third glass of whiskey ;]]
correction. third bottle.
The best stress reliever
life rule #1
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The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'
TRUTH! ...some day I shall jog to my craft closet to sew decorative gift tags for some yummy cakes baked in mason jars! hahaha
Exactly! I'm taking a sewing class, painted mason jars, and do home workouts, so at least I'm actually doing this stuff, right?!
pretty much.. minus the working out, sewing and mason jar parts!
I thought it was just me! Addiction to pinterest or everything?
Nailed it!-wait is that a mason jar!!!! Lmaoooo
so funny, because its true
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The ONLY reason I am drinking all this wine is that I saw a great idea for the pretty blue bottle on Pinterest :P | eCards
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Hahaha LOL. sorry I laugh so much like a little fan girl here.
My life in an ecard quote
Finally a Jensen E card!
LOL funny stuff
Yep, so true!
In America drinking a bottle of wine.....
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In America drinking a bottle of wine a day makes me a wine-o. Everywhere else in the world, it's called being European. Mom u were born in the wrong country.
In America, drinking a bottle of wine a day makes me a wine-o. Everywhere else in the world, it's called being European.
In America drinking a bottle of wine a day makes me a wine-o. Everywhere else in the world, it's called being European. [Give me Europe any day. American's are such ridiculous prudes.]
Well, I WAS born in a European household ...
Be European, drink a bottle of wine a day ;)
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Thanks for asking me in front of my child if he can have a piece of candy. That makes my life a lot easier. So True!! ι ĸnow, Rιgнт⁉️ 😆
Free, Congratulations Ecard: Thanks for asking me in FRONT OF MY CHILD if he can have a piece of candy. That makes my life a lot easier.
HAHA oh my gosh. Why am I even laughing? This is my life.
Why must people always want to give my children candy?
Haha!! This made me giggle.
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Nerd Quirk #79: Wanting to be around people who are intellectually stimulating who you can learn cool things from and have fun conversation with... Story of my life.
nerd quirk...totally me, especially considering that this past summer (5 years after finishing high school) I went through and threw out a bunch of schoolwork from Gr.1-12.....
Nerd Quirk #43 I hate this quirk because I have so much school crap that I've never used. I still have stuff from high school.
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lol i do that.. / nerd girl / nerd quirk #202 / book worm
These nerd quirks .... are so true. It kills me.
Nerd Quirks haha totally me in high school
#NerdQuirk #SoTrue #NewBookSmell :)
Guilty. Absolutely. #nerdgirl
This is how I feel now
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@Emily Schoenfeld Kolka Our Valentine poem?
This will be my Valentine's day poem!!!
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Roses are red...
Ha, my life!