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Sounds like great life skills to me.

I can't cook & hate to clean but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem.

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Leftover wine

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused.what is leftover wine?

& you're just a nosey bitch.

A friend will be the designated driver. A best friend will hold your hair while you vomit on your ex's car. Happy B-day Bestie!

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.


Funny Confession Ecard: Watching Hoarders is the only thing that inspires me to do housework.

#concussion #tbi

It could be worse ;

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

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