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Yup, that will be me.

When we're old and our husbands have died, will you promise to live with me so we can drink daily & keep each other company? (Except I'm never getting married. So let's just drink daily and keep each other company starting now.

What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

True love doesn't need to be shown off to others. Posting on Facebook how much you love the other person makes people think you have something to prove.

True love doesn't need to be shown off to others. Posting on social media how much you love the other person makes people think you have something to prove especially when youre accts arent private/you control your mans soc media accts.

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Hahaha sadly this is totally me! You flip that bitch switch and you better watch out!

Haha! So true!

Haha! So true!

best friend ecards that make you laugh | ArtistOnTheMove] – DJ MATTY MATT heads to San Luis Obispo

Haha, yes. Me and my man or me and my BFF or me and my sis or me and my mom or me and my cousins!

ERIN!!!!

In Welsh folklore, corgis were the preferred method of transportation for fairies. "Oh my goodness. I wonder if Iourik knows this. I bet he carries fairies around all day and doesn't tell me.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I love him. and by love I mean of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. Exactly how i feel!

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine... you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. @abbey Twyman

If you have to ask if it is too early to drink wine. you're an amateur and we probably shouldn't be friends. - never too early to start!

There's going to be food? Okay, I'll come.

honestly, it's literally the deciding factor for most events i'm invited to.

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger.

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. A little sad truth!