Love this joke! 14 years ago a guy came up to me at a party and said"What's fun about THAT (holding up a fun sized mars bar) to me a fun sized mars bar would be THIS BIG!!"(gestures full arm length) I thought he had a witty sense of humour so I married him! Quotes, Candy Bar, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Ecards
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You're Twisted, Perverted, and Sick!!! I like that in a person... Ecard, lol, lmao, lmfao, funny, humor, joke, offensive, inaproipiate, naughty
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I'm glad we became such good friends over our crude sense of humor and mutual hatred of certain things. @Amanda Brock
so true @Lauren Burnett, i have some funny things to share with you as well...you know who i'm talking about
I'm married to the best looking guy in the world but this quote is so true. Thank goodness my husband loves Country music.
ecards I have to laugh, even though my kids love Crocs and I wear their flip flops.
funny thing is, this is so true for me!
e cards - Crocs
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#ecards - Black Friday: Because Only In America, People Trample Others For Sales Exactly One Day After Being Thankful For What They Already Have
Except it's not only in America... Canadian Boxing Day madness the day after celebrating the "true meaning of Christmas"? yup.
Only in America. You got that right.
Only in America.. *rolls eyes*
Black Friday: Only in America.
Black Friday. Funny...
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Black Friday humor
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I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy.
Keep coming #Mondays #Mornings. I'm grateful for each and every one I get :)
Actually I love my job!! But I definitely hate mornings!!!!!
Happy Monday! ;) Ha ha ha!
my life in an ecard
My Life #Ecards
HAHAHA! I just laughed so hard
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Bahahaha. That's great!! Can't stop laughing!!! My life in a single ecard! So profound! Bahahaha!
Hahaha, this is good!! Go check out funny bitches on Facebook, if you want to laugh :)
Trying soo hard not to laugh.. but can't cause its so true about....
Bahahahahaha don't mind my inappropriate humor
Too funny. So true, but funny
Bahahaha. truth! So funny
that's funny stuff! haha
Lol, work quote.
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LOL! I feel like saying this to majority of my guy friends all the time
Seriously! I think men PMS more than women sometimes.
I have always said that men PMS WORSE than we do!!!!!
Told you men PMS. Pissy Male Syndrome
some days with my guy friends hahaa
Haha guys definitely have man pms!
For my pms-y guy friends ;)
swear on my life men pms!
This is totally me!
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Story of my life..... hahaha
after every night out...
This is my life's mantra
let's be clear.. my life
Story of my life hahha
Lol story of my life.
my life story
Coupland, Douglas :: Generation X :: when you're middle class
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When I say "the other day" it can mean any time from yesterday . . . . #sarcasm #quotes
Actually, I say it about stuff that happened, like 10 years ago.....
Describes my husband to a T
Haha so true
I can relate
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Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips .... #ecards #funny #LOL #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
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Truth. Raisins are disgusting. I love grapes, but raisins are gross. Chocolate chips, however...
Anything with raisins in it would be 10 times better with chocolate chips instead. So true!
chocolate chips, not raisins ( I do like raisins, but thought this was funny:)
I actually like raisin cookies more than chocolate chips but this was funny.
raisins vs chocolate chips. This made me laugh way too hard.
TRUTH! Especially dark chocolate chips!
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More things that are really funny that I feel kind of evil laughing about.
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This made me laugh, but my guess is would not be so funny in person
Funniest. Ecard. Ever. Hahahaha I'm dying laughing!!
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So funny when things are so ridiculous!!!
Only funny because I like the game Jenga.
JENGA! - This made me giggle.
Oh My thats funny: JENGA!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories on an Athletic Grey T Shirt (put complaining instead)
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Then I would be my ideal weight! Lol
HA, my house is full of character right now! :) #newhomegifts
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It's Not a Mess Grey Throw Pillow @B R O O K E // W I L L I A M S Navis I think I need this for my room
My craft room has LOT'S of character! It's Not a Mess Grey Throw Pillow | POSH365INC
It's Not a Mess Grey Throw Pillow @Brooke Navis I think I need this for my room
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It's Not a Mess Grey Throw Pillow << I NEED THIS PILLOW IN MY LIFE
It's Not a Mess Grey Throw Pillow @abbiesproul you need this! ;)
It's Not a Mess Grey Throw Pillow. I have Great character home
Exactly! My bedroom is full of character
Thats what I have been trying to say
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I want to like people but they're just so fucking stupid..... Yess ughhh #ecards #funny #quotes
the truth of these things is so funny in a very scary, real way! :)
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Ecards this seriously made me laugh, had to share lol
Whoever makes these E cards just knows me
These Ecards are just so freaking funny.
Funny Ecards So true...
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haha @Ciara Joi the "did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?" quote for you! :)
HAHAHA - too funny I don't usually pin these things:)
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Lmao why are these cards so funny
This is so bad but so funny
A parent...or a first grade teacher! ;)
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Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a Snickers without making any noise. SO TRUE.. WELL JUST ANY KIND OF SNACK BAG!
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Laughed WAY too hard at this!!
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"I HATE chocolate. -Said no woman ever (Unless she plays Candy Crush Saga.)" Oh my gosh hahahaha! @Jill Balestro
I HATE chocolate. -- Said no woman ever (unless she plays Candy Crush Saga) I've been stuck at level 65 for months!
"I HATE chocolate. -Said no woman ever (Unless she plays Candy Crush Saga.)" @Crystal Mae Chandler
LMAO HELL YEAH! I HATE chocolate. -- Said no woman ever (unless she plays Candy Crush Saga)
I think I said this today (whilst playing candy crush that it)
Candy Crush Saga. That game is ruining my life lol
for the Candy Crushers lol
Aint that the truth!
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I love my husband and he is a great dad, but there are times I feel exactly like this!
I feel sorry for moms that relate to this. My husband is SO much help! Love you bird!
Thank God my husband is a great dad, but this is still funny as hell!
Story of my life. Must be nice.
Hahaha Oh so true
being a dad
lol but seriously
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Diet break up ... Just some Monday humor ;-)
diets! Haha this is so how I feel lol!
Dear Diet, it's not going to work.
Diet break up @dannyfeckinboy
hateee diets, eat healthy!
Let's break up, diet.
diets haha ahahha :D
Dear diet... :D