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An entry from The Sweet Simple Life

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love that I don't have to act socially acceptable around you. Hahaha so true around my boys :)

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

"I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off."

I saw you have a beard and tattoos.

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.

So true, Josh expects a standing ovation when (or if) he does this.

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Congratulations!

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Doodle Bugs Teaching {first grade rocks!}

I know this as fact from teaching Sunday School.oh boy the stuff kids tell. Not so funny when I wonder what things my kids might have told.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

End of story

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

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