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I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I'm 'it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?' years old.

Because my Husband knows I will fall asleep before the movie gets through the opening credits.wait, that happens no matter what time the movie starts- Annnnd that's the reason why we don't go to movie theatres.

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

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This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. Hahahahahaha, so damn true!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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